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Photo Post Tue, Jul. 22, 2014 196,147 notes

papersushi:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom


"Maybe you should try the next size down" fuuuuuuck

papersushi:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

"Maybe you should try the next size down" fuuuuuuck

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Photo Post Tue, Jul. 22, 2014 12,977 notes

blindthoughts:

Pintame.

blindthoughts:

Pintame.

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Quote Post Tue, Jul. 22, 2014 949 notes

“Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.”


Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang). (via blindthoughts)







Text Post Tue, Jul. 22, 2014 284,727 notes

Reblog if you have a scar with a story behind it.

where2-now:

inverted-typo:

kittenisacat:

thefirstmissamerica:

italy-curl:

jessieboooooo:

This one time I tripped

this one time I split my forehead open

This one time a dark wizard tried to kill me when I was a infant but couldn’t

damn miss america

I was burned by my lawnmower

I was ran over by a treadmill

My dogs retractable leash gashed open my leg.

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Photo Post Tue, Jul. 22, 2014 240,373 notes

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Video Post Tue, Jul. 22, 2014 494,403 notes

surebrahh:

I blame josh for me being so sarcastic

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Photo Post Tue, Jul. 22, 2014 64,519 notes

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Video Post Sun, Jul. 20, 2014 182,263 notes

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